Jokes
"Teacher, Teacher I need to pee!" "Let me hear your ABC's." "Okay, A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O Q R S T U V W X Y and Z." "Good job, except where is the P?" "Halfway down my leg!" Lady: Doctor! Doctor! I only have one minute to live. Doctor: Okay! Just a minute! A man walked into a bar. Ouch! Guy 1: What's a pirate's favorite letter? Guy 2: R! (Argh!) Guy 1: You may think it's the R but it's actually the C! (sea) |
Riddles
Q. What runs around a house but never moves? A. A fence. Q. What animal is NOT allowed to play in games or contests? A. Cheetahs (cheaters) Q. What's yesterday's tomorrow? A. Today! Q. Why did the nose feel sad? A. Because he always got picked on! Q. What kind of bagel can fly? A. A plain bagel. |
Long Jokes
58 things to do in an elevator -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
I can't eat this soup --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
Camping with Sherlock Holmes ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
The Out House ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
The first four letters of the alphabet ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
I can't eat this soup --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
Camping with Sherlock Holmes ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
The Out House ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here
The first four letters of the alphabet ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Click Here